thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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