Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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