I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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