Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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