Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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