The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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