Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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