we have pet lesbian snakes
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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