her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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