Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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