I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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