Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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