THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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