Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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