HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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