Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He felt like a one man threesome
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you never un-have a 4some
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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