My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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