How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need to align my fucking chakras
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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