and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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