Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
