I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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