we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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