My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
