before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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