I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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