im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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