you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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