No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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