I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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