Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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