1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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