You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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