where does the pee come out of this thing
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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