Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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