god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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