I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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