: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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