Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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