If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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