Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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