i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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