Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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