why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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