no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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