You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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