If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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