thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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