let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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