How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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