and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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