6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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