the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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